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from Juvenilia by Cartoon Cats!

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lyrics

the lights come up
I'm here on stage
You know I'm awfully glad to be here folks
for just another ordinary day
I'm happy as hell
and you could be too
so I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you what to do

when you're down and out
high and dry
crucified and losing your mind
close to the edge
death at the door
your future's in flames and you're strung out and poor

your friends are all gone
you're lonely and blue
chained to the bed in your jail cell room

well don't you worry
and don't you fret
I'll sell you hope for just five dollars a hit

so put your money in the hat
and I'll tell you where it's at
I'm not giving this stuff away for free
so take out your credit card
write me a check
fork over that cash
or you can transfer direct

and I'll tell you a story
sing you a song
paint you a picture
and before too long
you'll feel all better
for a minute or two
now I've got to get going
nice doing business with you

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from Juvenilia, released September 16, 2018

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